Ah gee, Turnoi, that's kind of cute. You may have a future as a writer of nursery rhymes, which would be appropriate since you live in a fairy tale world anyway. Well, maybe not, any editor of books for children would only laugh at your pathetic attempts to use English; moreover, if he were to notice your tendency to be a foul mouthed poster, he'd simply ignore you anyway.

Will I care if I get eaten up by a cat? No.
"Life is not lost by dying; life is lost minute by minute, day by dragging day, in all the 1000 small uncaring ways."
Stephen Vincent Benet