Awwww, c'mon now, dear chaps ...

Give the poor bloke a break, already! He merely epitomizes the end result of too many years devoted to the same bloody line of activity, probably too little sexual activity, and one gigantic case of - how shall I put it - OCULAR RETUM-ITIS, better known as a shi**y outlook on life! (ahem)

Now, on to the more important things in life, i.e., trying to discover a more self-satisfying means of justifying our existence. Onward, men!

With love,

The Arrogant One