> I offered not once, not twice, but three times to take it off-line. I
> gave an e-mail address and have been checking it regularly. Since you
> refuse the offer, I can see no other alternative but to slay you
> ....you old loser piece of sh^t.

Damned decent of you too, I might add.

> Ill be happy to keep this up. In fact, lets just consider this
> daily stress inducement therapy to get the 'ol coronary blocked.
> Heres what will do, I want you to keep firing up those insults and
> Ill fire them back.

I haven't had so much fun in years. Not stressful at all.

> In the meantime, I want to suggest, if you havent already, go on an
> Atkins diet. I want you to eat nothing but fats, lard, Starbucks
> half-gallon double fat latte, and only meat. Thats right pops, I
> care about you and I want you to eat well.

> Then, after a good meal of 5 egg yolks and a pound of bacon....hmmmm.
> I want you to come to this board to get a good ass kicking. Now,
> well do this for awhile and I want you to put in a few comments of
> bp, hr and glucose level so we can monitor our progress. Ok, lets
> get started pops.

This is pretty good, boy.

But let me give you some pointers on how you could have improved upon it.

You need to include some other diseases/infirmities that are peculiar to the aged. Alzheizmers, prostate cancer; problems with sight and hearing, loss of sphincter control. You know, when you lose control and piss all over yourself (the way you do on this board)! Well, you get the idea.

Oh, by the way, don't forget to pay your MENSA dues.
I'm certain that you want to remain a member in good standing.