Mr. Turnoi, you seem to be less well-informed than you think.

Already a long time ago, Suzhou Foreign Language School has had the great idea of putting large and convenient double beds in classrooms for students to sleep on before you ever could think of it. And whats more, our teachers are sleeping there, too - not in the same beds as students do, of course; teachers are sleeping in their office while our bosses are out to market the school.

All of us are very happy and earn their wages simply by sleeping.

We would be very happy to have you around as our next 20th teacher who earns his money by sleeping!