Genus: Sino-Yupicus Spoiltosis Cheatuscus
Habitat: All over China, but especially Guangzhou.
Behaviour: No restrictions on self, no awareness of self or others. Impossible to control, even with threats of violence.
Looks like: T-Rex.
Age range: 4-12.
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Genus: Sino-Yupicus Reservasis
Habitat: Rarer in urban areas.
Behaviour: Uses humility and/or reservedness as a cover for a wide range of issues, including (but not limited to) backbiting hatred, smarmyness, unwillingness to participate, hatred for Westerners, Africans, and of course, self.
Looks like: Bombardier beetle.
Age range: 12-28.
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Genus: Sino-Yupicus Restrictusis-Patrio-Patronisosus
Habitat: Usually from less important cities.
Behaviour: Uses "patriotism" as a justification for anything. Totally unopen to new (and western) ideals despite being fully indoctrinated with them from birth. (darwinism, marxism, materialism.) Acts scrutineeringly and mature, but totally lacking in substance. Naturally distrusting of foreign thought, but not of foreign people. High arrogance in relation to the nations. Never says "zhong guo" before adding "wo men". Otherwise quite sociable.
Looks like: Garden Cat.
Age range: 18-30.
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Genus: Sino-Yupicus Machosis Corrupticus
Habitat: Yangshuo English Schools, large cities. Behind the wheel of Dady's shiny brand new 6 ltr BMW.
Behaviour: Shameless, known to knock foreign teachers and little old ladies off their bicycles by reckless driving. Prat. No morals. No boundries, no concept of right and wrong, nothing.
Looks like: The dog for supper (Chiwawa).
Age range: 18-30.

Genus: Sino-Yupicus Moronis Nothisis
Habitat: Everywhere, but mostly concentrated in the forest. Emmigrates to towns and cities.
Behaviour: Frozen by anything but clear commands. Similar to Sino-Yupicus Reservasis. (See above). Probably hiding something. Weapon: Able to freeze westerners by acts of unbelievable stupidity, especially when performing maintenance work on vehicles and electrical curcuitry. CAUTION.
Looks like: British bulldog with bombardier beetle genes.
Age range: 10-60.