Now now,cunning linguist!Look what you've done.You should be ashamed of yourself for upsetting the good professor/doctor from Burma so badly.According to him,the mental anguish he has suffered at your hands has far exceeded any physical pain that he might suffer.Even worse,you've made him so angry that he has threatened to sue you.Better watch out,and never visit Burma.You've made an enemy for life,of that there is no doubt!