Li Rui, Xiao Ming, and Mr. Gao-their school owner are walking through a city park and they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a genie comes out in a puff of smoke.
The genie says, "I usually only grant three wishes, so I'll give each of you just one."
"Me first! Me first!" says Li Rui. "I want to be in Miami, driving a speedboat with a gorgeous woman who sunbathes topless." Poof! He's gone.
"Me next! Me next!" says Xiao Ming. "I want to be in a Nudist Beach, relaxing on the beach with all the beautiful nude ladies by my side ." Poof! He's gone.
"You're next," the genie says to Mr Gao.
Mr Gao says, "They are paying a lot of money to keep my school going-I want those kids back here right now."
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