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Chinaman - 2005-02-10
In response to Magic Lamp? (Chinaman)

Nursery school teacher says to her class, "Who can use the word 'Definitely' in a sentence?"

First a little girl says "The sky is definitely blue" Teacher says, "Sorry, Amy, but the sky can be gray, or orange..."

Second little boy..."Trees are definitely green" "Sorry, but in the autumn, the trees are brown."

Little Johnny from the back of the class stands up and asks:

"Does a fart have lumps?"

The teacher looks horrified and says..."Johnny! Of course not!!!"

"OK...then I DEFINITELY shit my pants..."

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Laughter's the Best Medicine -- Chinaman -- 2005-02-10
Laughter's the best medicine. -- Felix -- 2005-02-11
Foreign Teacher outdone by Chinese Student -- Chinaman -- 2005-02-10
Getting out of School -- Chinaman -- 2005-02-10
Magic Lamp? -- Chinaman -- 2005-02-10
'Definitely' -- Chinaman -- 2005-02-10
'indefinitely' -- Chinaman -- 2005-02-10
Name the animals -- Chinaman -- 2005-02-10
lETTERS ON FRUIT -- Chinaman -- 2005-02-10
Ten Most Wanted Man -- Chinaman -- 2005-02-10
College Rules -- Chinaman -- 2005-02-10
thx for the jokes >\-| -- greg -- 2005-02-10
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