Grow up, man. Are you applauding yourself? That's ridiculous and tells a lot about yourself - you really must be one of those many Western losers in China!
People without a sufficient amount of brain in their head and a lot of beer or whatever in it instead are useless losers.
Are you one of them?

I have seen this scenario time and time again. You are not qualified to teach the English Language unless you are fluent. After reading your posting it is obvious that you are not. You seem to feel that because your English is better than some of the Chinese English teachers that somehow makes it okay. Get a handle on it, Dude! Your English is substandard. You shouldn't be teaching English at any level.

Bravo !! Agreed !!