Hi mate,
Just made a cup of tea here and reading your letter, almost choked with laughter. my sides are hurting.
I am rather worried about Hampson. I know my English is not the best, but I think they could do with some English lessons themselves.
only a few minutes ago I attempted to rewrite a letter on this forum for them.
I imagine that they with such high intelligence {Hampson that is } will appreciate my efforts on thier behalf.