No, smiler, my english knowledgge is not crap, it is fery perfekkt, and I am native speaker from US. Working here in Hampson English Shool, all foreigbn teachers are very happy, they get thier paiment on time and in full, and their teaching load is lite.

Hampson is great shool, actually the best of best in town, and don't you slander on us nor do any libel on us - we are great shool, and all we say is the perfekkt truth!
My students are habby students in Hampson English shool

If yu continue speak bad and malicious things about us, we will send you our panda bears (no crocodiles) to eat you up. Please remember all of us are like white monkeys act in a muppet show....hahahaha!

My English is perfekkt, and you are so wrong.....huhuhuhu---or so right .....hahaha!