Dear smiler poster,

you are absolutely right. We are guilty, and we at Crappy Hampson are crap. We are incompetent and disorganised and know nothing about teaching English and education in general. We are very stupid too, and that is why we do not respond in time to your posts.

One of the problems is that we do not speak and write English so well although we are claiming to be able to teach it. Please forgive us - we can handle Chinglish much better.

Just for this brief text, we were in need of a translator to write this brief statement in clear, readable English. In case the translator should fail to provide a readab,le text in English on his part, then it is due to his small brain - it was our domestic crocodile that we asked to do the job, and crocodiles in general have a small brain.