I guess I proved my point. The fake American teacher was obviously taught by one of your "Great" Chinese staff members at the "Great Palace of Hampson Natural English Institue of Retards" school. See Americans aren't even THAT obnoxious . . . only "Great Hampson" Chinese staff members can rise to those "Great" heights. I mean, I should start talking like you . . . eoeignla;kdhf blah blah blah I'M AN AMERICA TAECHER sadouebhfgeaw eouwiheao NA GE, NA GE, NA GE, HELLO! MY NAME IS MOON! My country has enough problems without you making us seem even more dumb than Bush did. Thanks. I bet you couldn't tell me what an epic fail is. Let me help you. It's what happens when your school has a bunch of idiots with "I'm fine thank you, and you" English replying as foreigners. If you said you were from the south, like I don't know, Alabama, Arkansas, or Mississippi, I would believe you. You know, them childrens down der ain't as learned as us civilized folk!

You come from Alaska?!!! Hahaha! Is this Alaska, China P.R.C.? Let me guess, you had pandas there too in Alaska, China, huh?! If I were you I would find a really tall building and push my boss off of it for making me continue to lose face on a discussion forum. Your quality of speach is as bad as the fake pair of Adibas shoes I bought from down the street.

This fight is like when Mongolia came from that little crack in the Great Wall and had their way with your capital.

American (starring as the Mongolians) one point . . . Hampson (as the beer farts in the morning) zero