Qingdao is a Chinese tourist haunt
Where many laowei to teach want

But the EWHA director is a crooked boss
So, why laowei teach there I'm at a loss!

The whistle has just been blown twice on ESLTB
So, those teaching illegally there should flee

Or else possibly face a heavy fine and a speedy deportation
Or even a spell inside for those in a bad financial situation

<wbfy@qingdao.gov.cn> is the relevant e-mail address
For all those who wanna report this shameful illegal EWHA mess