But just for you and you only, in this one time limited offer situation, you, yes you, can apply for these top of the line immediate teaching positions immediately if not sooner.

No, I will apply there later which also "immediately" because at a later point of time there is also an immediate moment to apply.

Maybe, we need to reflect and meditate on the flow of time with respect to the "immediate(ly)" concept and should write a thorough philosophical treatise on it. "Immediately" is always immediate with respect to the time flow - it can be yesterday that you applied immediately, it can be now that you are applying immediately and it can be tomorrow that you will apply immediately.

A significant and sensational new insight into the time concept, right?

And right now, the school or "school" should pay me immediately for not having worked there immediately!

Immediately forever!

....hahaha