Another winner from Dave's ESL....

REVIVE Your ESL Career @ TOP International English Schools in Harbin, China
Top International -- Thursday, 3 March 2011, at 10:58 a.m.

What the ad might say instead is this:

Tired of working for peanuts and trying to feel good about it while being p*ssed on and s*it on by your employer? Tired of seeing your employer drive a Mercedes Benz 600S with a whore in each arm as he tells you that he is poor and therefore cannot afford higher wages? Tired of hearing your employer tell you that he is not in education for the money while he opens his 16th ESL academy and buys a 500 square meter apartment?

Well friend....look no further because here at the Best-est ESL Academic Academy located at the intersection of Benjamin D. Over Lane and You Been Had Expressway, you can revive your sorry loser pathetic a** once again. Sure, deep down inside of you, you just know that we are going to really F*** you over, but we do it differently and we do it better so that as we screw you, you'll come away knowing that it was really your own fault for coming to work in our better built mouse trap and now you just hate yourself again all over don't you?

If your ESL career....last time I checked there are no retirements in China for ESL careers...If your ESL career has hit such a low rock bottom level that you need to revive it by moving to Harbin to become a snow God, things are worse than bad. They are really bad. I suggest going to a class A office tower and riding the elevator to the top floor. Take with you, a piece of wood wide enough to prop open the elevator doors so that they can remain open at full width. When you reach the top floor, send the elevator back down to the first floor. Once it is there, force open the elevator doors, prop them open with the piece of wood, and then jump to your death.

I am so sick of recruiters on Dave's ESL with their bulls*it posting titles.

Still time to take advantage of......
4000 teachers are needed.....
Immediate openings.......

With so many newbies out there getting lead to slaughter, it really needs to stop.