Yes, Crap School Spotter, you are a highly professional spotter. You are right about us - Hampson is crap, and we are taking real pride in the name "Crappy Hamster" assigned to us.

We would like to invite you to set up another Crappy Hamster branch in Gobi desert. It is there where the wind blows and where Mongolian ponies whisper with the blowing wind. It is very likely that soon some tourists will come there to watch this phenomenon if nature, and Mongolian ponies therefore may need some more training in Chinglish.

We art Crappy Hamster are very good in finding new areas where to market our famous product, and if you follow us to Gobi desert, you will be able to spot another Crappy Hamster pretend "school" again - that is, you will be doing your job as Crap School Spotter properly once more again...LOL