A place close to cheap cold beer and fresh dumplings.

I spose you know, Silverboy that Chinese dumplings are the easiest things in the world to make yourself. I find it's safer to knock out your own because they like to leave the meat on the pavement for a couple of days where people spit and the flies peregrinate between it and the toilet, but it does give the dumplings that gamey half-rancid taste we all know and love-so suppose swing and roundabouts; however, succulent studentess finds it difficult to refuse when you say "Come to my flat and try my tasty homemade dumplings."