A dog was swimming in a swollen river in Northern China when it got into trouble in the strongish current. A young man witnessed this and entered the river to rescue the dog. Despite it being the start of winter, he succeeded in doing so. The dog's owner was relieved. "Thanks so much for rescuing my dog", she said to the young man, who happened to be a Germsn tourist. "Zer dog is okay, and vill be fine", said the rescuer to the dog owner. She asked him if he was a vet. His reply was, "VET? I'M F _ _ _ ING SOAKED!"