Stay away from them - they are evil!

No doubt that they are rubbish and even evil! I would not even consider working for them, my qualifications are too good, and I wouldn't need to waste my time on them!
This "straw man" may be a fake as well - is it possible?
Is it true that there is also a thing like Hampson in the USA? Most of the rubbish that exists in Chinese ESL is from the USA and was copied in China in terms of business model, so I think it may be quite likely.

Kill the hamster by feeding it to some pitbulls and do away with it in the rubbish bin of history!