[I have a question: Are my crocodiles holy beasts, and can beasts be holy at all?...LOL

Turnoi, I just received a call from the good folks at the Pretend Vatican, a new branch of the C.R.A.P. and Fraud Agency which self annoints Pretend saints and Pretend nobles in order to elevate the status of Garbagehood of the criminals and thieves who work in various pretend sectors of the world. Apparently one of your crocs by the name of Scaly McTeeth was voted as the best teacher in all of Nairobi! Saint McTeeth of Nairobi said the Pretend Vatican folks sent congratulations on his canonization! But Scaly said it was you who educated him in the "good" ways of pretend "education" and he wants to thank you personally by inviting you to his swamp nest for a cup of marsh brew. He says he hopes you'll go. His wife Knarly Reptilica and the children of Slimy, Smelly, Stinky, and Anne all want to meet you too!!