Head north, where their counterparts' options are severely limited. Too many foreign weasels where u are!

I don't agree. There may be a lot of weasels in say Guangzhou or Zhuhai, but there are also lots in Shanghai, Suzhou and Changsha, and other parts of China.

The grass is greener, or...maybe I'm a glass half empty type of guy:(

I much prefer the warmth of guangdong, and the short (admittedly chilly and damp) winters, to the brutal long winters of the northeast (dongbei) or the horrible weather of Changsha, extreme heat in summer and prolonged damp winter.

Luoding just needs to be avoided!