I can assure you I am NOT seeking a chinese wife as I cannot tolerate liars, cheats and people who are obsessed with money. MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY. I have packed my bags and I got the hell out of that place and I have no intention whatsoever of returning. You are right in saying they will probably eat you as the guangdongese are noted for eating anything that moves. A trip to the market will verify that, or simply look around you and notice no wildlife at all, why? because they have eaten everything. Just watch how long it takes for a road kill rat to be scooped up and devoured.