and another one:

SAY ANYTHING FREELY
An American is visiting Russia, and there he saw all the secret police,
and the people were scared and didn't smile.(That was before,I don't
know how it is now.)
So the American said,"What's wrong?" He said to his friend, "What's that?
You dare not say anything. In America,we can criticize the president and
government anytime we want. We are free to criticize them anytime, about
anything."
So the Russian friend said, "Yeah, here we're also free to criticize the
American government and its president anytime."