I would love to tell you how "elegant" my country is but I do not have time to sit here for days writing and writing and writing about it.

Can't say the same about my c'try of origin. But here in China I'm grossly overpaid for my pretending to be a teacher. So, I've got bags of time go reply to you, as well as being able to afford poor young elegant Chinese women, or those older ones with self-inflicted 'baggage' to satisfy my 'needs'.
'stead of being nothing back home. I pull some strings here, you f'in wally!