I was toying with the idea firstly of knocking up a potato stamp to nicely finish off a DIY medical. Then I got more elaborate and found a nice stamp on ebay for 9 quid-but then I re-read the medical form of which I could easilyfillin myself-however I do notice they want various results attached-for example, I can't magic-up an X-Ray exposure. Never mind, I do have a Chinese wife in Blighty gainfully employed, I shall just have to get her an additional part time job in order that I can swan around China on extended holidays instead of actually working there myself.