I am 45 later this year. Not sure what part of China you're in, but it usually takes more than a bowl of noodles and ice-cream to attract a Chinese woman.

Bit of poetic license, Silverboy, because i know you like your Sheilas to go dutch at the end of a romantic evening. In the UK we have this curious notion, that that would be tantamount to pouring the ice bucket over the poor woman-dowsing the candle and any hope one may have entertained of her willingly climbing the gate of the teachers' compound for a quick one.