First one was in a friends newly opened lounge bar in a smaller city of Guangdong.

I thought I had warned you not to frequent these bars and clubs-what do you expect? I wish I could gather a few of you posters together, take you under my wing and teach you how to get on better with the fairer sex without recourse to pink-rooms, sleazy dives, bars and clubs. Apart from anything else, why do you want to go all the way to China and frequent the sort of places that ordinary respectable Chinese women wouldn't be seen dead in anyway.