"Putting something somewhere" and "jerking it around a bit" is what Chinese men do. You are better off asking them about that.

You talk about the Chinese as if they were an alien species, Silverboy- what with their small dicks- how do you know they haven't got two, a spare one hidden about their person? How are you getting on with them Filipinos; you told us that you'd had a bellyful of the Chinese buggers? I think if I had any Chinese blood coursing through my veins, I'd say beware of Aussie fashion models bearing tinnies hahaha-all good fun....but not for the Chinese haha.