No, no, no, dead wrong, mushy peas and proper beef gravy is the way to go like. Or pie and chips down the rose and crown like, all washed down with a few pints of kilkenny on tap.

You know I'm right, don't you?

I have been seconded to funeral parlours in Manchester a few times, so don't deny to me that you tip curry sauce all over your chips! Why would I want to drink Irish beer when we in Britain have such a wealth of real ales of our own?