As for your 24 y/o wife, how much does that cost you each month? If it's more than 3000 a month you better divorce and frequent the local pink rooms: it's much cheaper, and the service is better.....LOL!

We have all pwned that cretin on multiple occasions, but that is just absolutely marvellous. Worse yet, is that fact that away from the interwebz, I have actually heard several more sensible/experienced foreigners tell such victims in bars so many times: "Hookers are cheaper".

Seriously, Chinese wives on the whole aren't actually worth showing off if you aren't that ugly, in theory they are ten a penny. Sure, some people do meet a special one, but half of these old people that boast about it, talk about it like it is a prize match-winning carp, a rare variety that others simply can't obtain... Some just fall for that false sense of entitlement business, I guess.