And why the hell would I be a Christian exactly? Apart from the slight technicality of being 'Christened' due to my Mother's personal beliefs, I do not feel that I have any real reason to describe myself as a Christian. I am definitely not a practising one and I probably wouldn't be consider to behave like one either, so I would not claim to be one.

I actually have nothing against Christians of the non-preaching variety, but to attack my beliefs for not being Christian... It that is considered to be appropriate, then maybe I should also reconsider the whole idea of not unfairly judging and making nasty jokes about people that appear to have a few more chromosomes than I do.

You haven't read your New Testament lately, now have you? Christians are supposed to preach- that's an absolute requirement. Tell thee what, we have a new poster 'The Venerable' who seems to be a man of the cloth- we should ask him to quote a few verses from the good book, to back up my assertion or knock it down in flames. You know that makes sense?