Reminds me of a joke I heard many years ago..

There's two restaurants next to each other on Annerley Road.

One is Greek and the other is Chinese.

Every day the Greek restaurant owner goes next door and shouts "Flied Lice... Flied Lice" and then runs back laughing to his restaurant.

Day after day, week after week this goes on. "Flied Lice... Flied Lice"

Three months later, and the Chinese feller is getting really cranky and he decides on some English lessons to get his pronunciation better.

A few weeks later the Chinese feller proudly shows his family his English certificate... He passed..

He goes next door and kicks the door open and shouts at the Greek feller..

"Fried Rice... Fried Rice..... You Gleek Plick"