Aye, indeed, perhaps it is the smell of shyte in my nostrils, but I have always been one not to tolerate these sissies, oh my bathroom smells, get some bleach and clean it then with a bit of elbow grease, and some air freshener, not like cleaning a sedimentation tank at works number 1 now is it?

Quite right- I bet their bathrooms at homes smelled a lot worse, what with half of Western people being overweight they produce more waste and so the toilets can get even smellier. Obese people should get hammered with a special tax to cover the expense of moving all the extra shite they produce- bloody freeloaders.