I mean Turnoi, c'mon. This poster has stated he was in the military for 30+ years. That would make him 48 years of age when he started to travel around the world. He has stated he's been in over 100 countries. So if he visited each one for even a short time it would add up to 10 countries a year perhaps? That would make him 58 when he started working at that funeral home for 20 + years. We are talking about a ripe old one hitting 80 before he started working in China. In this time he managed to learn "fluent" chinese! Perhaps 90 years old and still able to get a 24 year old chinese woman to fall in love with him! The fact that this was brought into reality by a real person behind that keyboard posting as "beelzebub" or "mancunian" would suggest that he/she has an imagination worthy of the highest praise from distinguished creatures who got their degrees from those same restrooms around Exeter? Let him/her be surrounded by the barking, yapping, cawing, cooing, and buzzing. He/she deserves such praise.

No, most of the stuff I read from you on here must really come from a 14-year-old schoolboy.