Once there was this white dude who
Got a burr and off to Bangkok he flew
But when he finally came back
His hair had turned from brown to bright white
He said that it was from when
The Thai kids didn't give a crap
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Once there was this girl who
Wouldn't go with the folks for the proper visa
But when they finally made her
They saw she really had a fake degree
She couldn't quite explain it
They'd always just accepted it

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But both girl and dude were glad
'Cause one teacher had it worse than that

'Cause then there was this teacher whose
Director made him act like bozo right after school
And when they went to their canteen
The food made him barf all over the floor
The director couldn't quite explain it
They'd always just gone there

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