It is funny how the pathetic ones will boast about Chinese girlfriends, like it is symbol of success. Personally, I have dated or slept with women from many different countries, various parts of China, Russia, Mongolia, Japan etc. Yet, I do not consider my love life to be that successful as I have still not found the one that I consider to be worth marrying yet. Had some cracking shags, but finding a good life partner is not just about such basic needs.

Crikey, mate, deep respect; you must be worn out. It's really great of you to take the odd minute away from your busy schedule to entertain us. The last sentence was heart-rendering though; proves you're a sentimental old softy really.