The Willyless one of Manchester again. Go get a Hajj Visa and trek your arse to Mecca, Saudi Arabia if you're so intent on converting to become a Muslim. But I'll bet you can't do that because you drink, smoke, and probably do drugs. The puritan Sunni Wahhabi way of Islam there would make you whine and get the flack out in about less than 48 hours.

Your knowledge of Islam and Chinese people are about as good as Cortez's knowledge of Native American culture or Hitler's knowledge of Voodooism. People like you can never focus on anything for more than 10 minutes without losing attention because you think you've got it all figured out. Take a hike somewhere else. I do think you'd fit in rather well with your local Skinhead group. Fail.