The 12 Zodiacs according to GW's

1. Rat: To snitch and exploit others by cutting them down

2. Cow: To cower and bend when there is an important gov. official or boss wandering around with their excessive bellies and droopy pants.

3. Tiger: To put on an aura of intimidation towards newbie teachers, all cloaked in a suit of paper.

4: Rabbit: Be as degenerate as possible with finding underage children to sexually exploit and traffic.

5. Dragon: Pretend to love the Dragon, but when the Dragon really comes to visit then scoot under the bed and shiver until said creature leaves. From an old Chinese allegory.

6. Snake: To poison the innocence of pupils with wicked ideas that encourage a degradation of morals to said students. Also, to copy the bad breath of locals by ingesting excessive amounts of sodium laced soy sauce and mercury laden alcohol.

7. Horse: To bray and neigh unto oblivion until people believe you actually sound like a human. Of course, if you work at a TC then you are asking others to ride you like the slave you are.

8. Sheep: Need I emphasize this one? To act like nothing is wrong with the world! To be the Pollyanna!

9. Monkey: To dance and prance like an idiot in front of children until your hips give out at an early age. From this you can draw on the experience that you lived in, next to, and around "culture"!

10. Chicken: To bully others whom you think have lower "status" than you like non-white expat teachers, young female expat teachers, and expats with different personal choices in life. The other side of this coin is to grovel and kiss the @$$ of any Chinese whom you think is richer than you, which is to say most that you'll be working with.

11. Dog: To not properly groom, wash, and clean yourself so as to appear disheveled. To carry strong alcoholic scent after a night's worth of binge drinking so you can show up to class the next day and let the students see your perky face.

12. Pig: To be completely ungrateful to those who actually helped you in your time of need. To forget the people who gave you any good will. To tell yourself that the Chinese Boss that treats you like crap is your best friend. To tell that woman who wants a Visa abroad that she is the true love of your life!

Spin the Dark Zodiac Wheel unto hell for all Grovelling Weasels!!

This needs to be a sticky that is saved for future generations.