In response to Re: missionaries on campus- "Sodomy! (giver or taker?)

I can imagine also that he and his imbecilic cohorts over on degreediscussion.com engage in wanking competitions every night.

They definitely do, assisted by their piranhas in the swimming pool. They probably always do before starting their missionary work on campus. Like all members of the human species, they descend from monkeys still active in muppet shows at crappy Chinese training centres, and below you can see one of their foreforeforefathers having a meal....

Bananas are really sooooo important.......LOL