I'll bet it's a regular thing for him, like going down to local for a few beers. I can imagine also that he and his imbecilic cohorts over on degreediscussion.com engage in wanking competitions every night.
Just been reading the latest conspiracy theories about Turnoi on there, truly hilarious, haha! Such stupid and naïve individuals!

You have misunderstood the reference ever so slightly, haha. Ask a Brit, they'll explain it to you.

As for degreediscussion.com, apparently I am Turnoi in disguise... But enough of the roleplay games, what are these wanking competitions exactly?

Are you talking about that public schoolboy favourite of: 'Soggy Biscuit?'