There really needs to be a 'Best of Sickipedia' thread on here.

Then again, Sickipedia jokes are not everybody's cup of liquidised dead baby and the mods would no doubt censor it.

Talking about Great Britain:

If the Scottish fail to gain independence, maybe the UK should show its unity by creating a new country, to replace England and Scotland.
As a symbol of collaboration between these nations, this new country should combine the first three letters of England and the last four letters of Scotland.

Courtesy of Sickipedia.org: http://www.sickipedia.org/#ixzz350N7cwqp