The UK is God’s chosen nation to enlighten and rule the world. It’s not only the language, English, that comes from there and has created thousands of jobs in the ESL industry. Britain has been the leader in laying the foundations for industrial society, and the Brits have substantially contributed to making the USA, India and China leading world powers.

British entrepreneurs have created businesses with products that are in demand worldwide, they laid the foundations for modern democracay already in the European medieval period, and British culture and cuisine are leading and have set global standards. The Brits were never defeated by aggressors like Napoleon or Hitler. The quality of their fish and chips is, and British football teams are the world champions. Continental Europe, China and the rest of the world cannot match up with them.

The secret of their supremacy is the kind of tea they drink...it contains an elixir that makes them so outstanding despite figures like The Wanker, Cameron and Jack the Ripper.