“the problem at this point is that there is a problem.”
― Captain Obvious

“If you don't want to be noticed, you don't use a Star Destroyer.”
― Timothy Zahn, Heir to the Empire.

“I wish I had an answer to that because I'm tired of answering that question.”
― Yogi Berra

“I expect that you must receive top marks at school."
"There are always rewards for those who state the obvious frequently and with conviction.”
― Scott Westerfeld, Touching Darkness