Yes, I'm sorry to tell you, Turnoi does have a point.

Glad to know you think quaint little old english lit is bootiful.

Tell me which poster is living proof that her English grammar is far far superior to the chap with linguistic qualifications? In my experience she would owe a lot of her grammatical expertise to a good grounding in English Literature. You do need to be able to string a well constructed sentence together whatever you teach in university. We know Beth can better than any of us; and certainly better than a certain linguist. She can give you a contest maybe?