The publication of this book vanity or otherwise seems to be a bit of a moving feast, does it not? When will it be published? Will you do a book signing? How will we order it when it is ready?

Do we google Dr Turnoi Turji something, or what to find out if our local bookseller has it in stock? Before you say I wouldn't like a pretend "low-lives" person like you to read the book; there's others out there who will want to know.