Traveling can be a humbling experience, particularly when you travel to a foreign country. Such experiences, of course, give rise to travel jokes.

Travel Jokes

1. Three brothers are sitting at the bar in a Moscow establishment. An older man is sitting at a table behind them and has obviously had too much vodka. He stands, walks up to the first brother and says,

Your mother is a vicious, greedy woman!

The brother tells him to shut up and go sit down.

After about 5 minutes, the old man stands and walks up to the second brother,

I sleep with your mother whenever I want!

Disgusted, the brother tells the old man to bugger off.

A few minutes later, the old man stands and starts walking towards the third brother. All three brothers turn around and yell,

Dad, go home!

2. Youre at a bad hotel when the bed mint moves.

3. Visi, Vermini, Vomnui I visited, I freaked, I threw up.

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