Quite humorous actually. I like the image of a dog barking "at" a tree. And being "expected" at the airport is always nice, but I think I'd rather be picked up or even warmly received.

Frank, your ghost writers don't do much better than you at providing believable testimonials. I'll tell you what. If the price is right, I'll be glad to do it for you............heaping glowing praise on charlatans is one of the pleasures I get out of life................not.

Well Frank, it seems as though your past is catching up to you. Maybe it's time to cash it in; find a nice cozy villa where you can retire in peace and anonymity. After all, how long can you keep laughing your way to the bank - sans consciousness? I'm guessing that deep down you're a really nice guy. You want to be liked - maybe that's why so many aliases; surely one of those guys would find acceptance.

Well, no matter what Frank, keep those cards and letters comin' won't ya? It's nice to have a nice variety of humor in one's life.