Mostly us FT's are not employed in China for our teaching skills (most of us wouldn't get jobs cleaning out the toilets in our own countries),

You have got to be bullshitting us here? You would have to be either extremely lazy/germ-phobic/retarded not to be able to get and hold down a job as a toilet cleaner or janitor.

Granted it's not a great job but I did it part time while at Uni, and know guys who still do it full time, to NOT be able to get a job cleaning toilets in the UK requires some real ineptitude....I like to think most educated teachers in China are above that level anyway, that is, besides those working at the mills...