Dear Raoul,

Since I am not a member of your board, which is a really good board, I just wanted to share the following with you.

Your "good friend" the 400-pound miracle of Suzhou put up a post about you on another site. In this post, he claims that you are a fraud, that your real name is not Raoul Duke but some very, very English-sounding waspy name, that you never met him, that he doesn't know you, that he never saw you, that you never saw him, that you know nothing about him, etc., etc.

All of that is not unusual, given the person-in-question. What is unusual, however, are the personal details. We are not permitted to "out" people on this board with very particular details, and yet if you go read that posting, on that board, you will find that Kevin H. has rather outed you, in his manner, which is to say that it is like being bitten by a piranha with rabies.

Thank you for your post in reply to my post. I stand by my information. There was a meeting and if one checks the Internet, one will see that every site which contained a criticism of the school and of Kevin has been spammed -- every site -- all of them by new, happy, wonderful teachers.

Mrs. Kevin Vander Helmsleigh, Ph.D.

No relation to the piranha.